Don't walk. Run!
I asked GPT for a poem in the form of a late-night infomercial on my favorite topic... (I changed a couple of words)
Don't Walk. Run!
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round,
let's explore a truth profound,
In a world where nature's gifts are free,
why not share them equitably?
Imagine a system fair and true,
where prices reflect the real cost to you!
"But wait! There's more!"—oh yes, indeed,
a plan where truth and fairness lead.
Now listen close, I've got a scheme,
it’s more than just a fleeting dream,
We charge a fee, oh so clever,
for using resources—now or never!
Pollution, waste, and all extraction,
included in every transaction!
"But wait! There's more!"—I'm not done yet,
this plan’s as good as it can get.
We'll take these fees, a treasure trove,
and redistribute across the globe,
From north to south, from east to west,
ensuring that all are fairly blessed.
A share for you, a share for me,
in this grand ecological economy!
"But wait! There's more!"—hold on to your seat,
this system's honest, clean, and neat.
No more hiding the true cost,
no more nature being lost,
Every penny that we spend,
reflects the means to an end.
Protecting earth as we proceed,
embedding fairness in every deed.
"But wait! There's more!"—yes, even more,
with every purchase, you restore.
So join us now, don't hesitate,
to build a world that’s truly great,
Where economics meets morality,
in a dance of perfect clarity.
Truth and fairness, hand in hand,
creating a just and sustainable land.
"But wait! There's more!"—come take a stand,
in this visionary, groundbreaking brand!
Turn the channel, but you'll find,
this pitch is one of a kind,
For a future bright and fair,
let's show the world we truly care.
Buy into this dream so vast,
a market system built to last,
Where every sale and every store,
respects the values we adore!
So, step right up, don't walk, run!
Join us now, it’s gonna be fun,
To change the world with every dime,
in our lifetime, it's prime time!
Make prices honest, share the wealth,
for our planet's lasting health,
Truth and fairness, here to stay,
let's live the honest, fair way! --
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